
Last week after practice our athletic trainer came up and announced random drug testing was that day. And guess who's name was first on the list. Mine, of course. I had to be in the training room at 4:30 to be tested and practice had ended at 2:00.
Talking with the other girls on my team I found out the true horror of drug testing. I was informed that not only was someone going to be in the bathroom with me, but that they would literally have to see the pee come out to know that it was really mine.
This made me super nervous and worried that I wouldn't be able to go, so I decided I needed to prepare really well. So I started drinking right away and by 3:00 I already had to go bad. So I decided that I could go, but I just had to drink a lot again. So I did and by 3:45 I had to go even worse. My stomach was tight and cramping. I was freaking out and didn't know what to do. I called my mom to try to calm down. Then I showed up 15 minutes early hoping I could get it over with early, but they weren't there.
I paced around for another 15 minutes and then had to fill out paper work and wait for a trainer to come to the bathroom with me. Luckily, my teammates were kind enough to let me go first. Needless to say I was able to go with no problem and also the trainer was kind enough to not make it too awkward. She stood with her back to me.
So I filled more the cup and then kept going and going and going. It was getting a little awkward, so I finally cut myself off. Then I went out to do the whole sealing process. Unfortunately, the cups didn't have lids like the one in the picture and I accidentally spilled a little on the table, so that was awkward. But I finally got everything sealed up and was done with it.
I got home around 5:30 or so and went to the bathroom 4 more times by 8:00. I think I might have over prepared a little. No worries though, it has been 10 days already and I didn't get a call. So I passed, not that I was really worried about that part.